Moero Attack!!

Masih ingatkah anda kisah sekumpulan remaja perempuan Jepun yang menghabiskan masa seharian berlatih bola tampar? Masih ingatkah anda 'summersault berpusing'? Jika ya, anda memang baby zaman 70/80an. Saya menerima videoclip Moero Attack melalui email yang telah membawa saya kembali ke zaman kegilaan drama bersiri tersebut di sekitar pertengahan 80an. Dan akibat demam Moero Attack, kelab bola tampar sekolah yang selama ini sepi tanpa ahli mula menerima limpahan pelajar yang ingin menjadi ahli. Kedai peralatan sukan mula menjual bola-bola tampar pelbagai rekabentuk dan bagi kanak-kanak kecil, bola plastik pasti berlubang sentiasa jika dimainkan diantara dua rumah dengan menggunakan pagar dawai pemisah sebagai jaring. Masing-masing gigih mencuba menghasilkan 'bola berpusing' dan cuba pula membuat summersault ketika membalas tamparan bola......wahahahaha...kenangan indah di zaman kecil2...

Jika anda rindukan Moero Attack, tontonlah video clip ini.....di You Tube.

Let's Laugh Out Loud

WAYS TO TURN MEN DOWN

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

SEND TO WOMEN WHO NEED SOME LAUGH AND TO MEN WHO HAVE A SENSE OF HUMOUR!

Warkah Berlagu Pilu Buat Dato K

RAYUAN DEMI PERI KEMANUSIAAN

Kepada Sdra Pengantin,


Tahniah di atas perkahwinan sdr yang bakal menjelang. Kami kawan-kawan
semuanya mengucapkan tahniah dan selamat berbahagia, serta semoga jodoh
berpanjangan, dan insya Allah kami hadir di majlis saudara.

Bagaimanapun, setelah mengambil tahap kemeluatan rakyat Malaysia terhadap
laporan-laporan media berkaitan persiapan perkahwinan beberapa 'celebrity'
tempatan yang bakal berlangsung, sukacita kami mencadangkan kepada sdr dan
bakal isteri agar tidak terjebak dalam perkara-perkara yang tidak senonoh
seperti berikut:


(1) Sekiranya sdr bercadang mengadakan majlis perkahwinan di pusat-pusat
persidangan seperti Kuala Lumpur Convention Centre, diharap sdr dapat
memberi pertimbangan kepada pengguna-pengguna jalanraya di sekeliling
tempat majlis itu diadakan. Besar harapan kami sekiranya sdr tidak menyekat
atau mengubah laluan trafik, terutamanya ketika sdr mengadakan raptai penuh
majlis perkahwinan pada hari dan masa orang-orang tengah sibuk nak pergi
atau balik dari kerja.


(2) Kami tidak mempunyai halangan sekiranya sdr dan isteri mengimpikan
majlis perkahwinan ala "Cinderella". Mana-mana pasangan pengantin juga
berhak memilih tema-tema seperti "Beauty and The Beast", "Snow White & The
Seven Dwarfs", "Happy Happy Puffy Amy Yumi", "PowerPuff Girls", "Courage
The Cowardly Dog", malah ala "Basic Instinct" atau "XXX", err, maksud
saya,"X-Men", sekali pun. Kami hanya memohon jasa baik sdr agar tidak
menghuraikan impian sdr dengan panjang lebar dalam surat khabar, contohnya
tentang gaun pengantin tujuh lapis (tak panas ke?), kek tujuh tingkat
dengan bertangga, naik kereta kuda tujuh roda dan sebagainya. Sesungguhnya,
dalam
zaman di mana kita perlu memulihara alam sekitar, amat tidak wajar sekali
banyak pokok terpaksa dikorbankan untuk diproses menjadi kertas
suratkhabar, tetapi dicetak dengan cerita-cerita fantasi seperti itu.

(3) Adalah juga dicadangkan agar sdr dan pihak keluarga belah pengantin
perempuan, utamanya ibu bapa mertua, membuat "message alignment" agar tidak
mengeluarkan kenyataan-kenyataan yang bercanggah berkaitan perkara-perkara
seperti duit hantaran. Sesungguhnya kami tidak mempunyai apa-apa halangan
tentang jumlah duit hantaran, sama ada RM88,888.88 atau RM22, 222.22 atau
RM00,000.00, dan juga tidak hirau sama sekali sekiranya duit hantaran itu
dibayar dalam bentuk Ringgit Malaysia, rupiah Indonesia atau menggunakan
kad kredit. Yang penting, sdr dan isteri selamat diijabkabulkan dengan
memenuhi syariah.

(4) Sekiranya sdr dan isteri bertuah menerima tawaran mana-mana stesen
televisyen agar majlis sdr disiarkan secara langsung di tv kelak, besar
harapan kami sekiranya sdr memaklumkan stesen televisyen tersebut agar
tidak membatalkan rancangan-rancangan lain yang lebih penting dan bermakna
seperti EPL, CSI, dan Formula 1. Kami juga mengucapkan tahniah sekiranya
demi memenuhi permintaan segelintir peminat sdr, sdr perlu melangsungkan
majlis
perkahwinan tambahan di Indonesia, Inner Mongolia, Swaziland , Bukina Faso
atau Solomon Islands, tetapi kami amat amat amat berterima kasih sekiranya
sdr memaklumkan kepada semua stesen televisyen di Malaysia agar tidak
menyiarkan majlis perkahwinan sdr sepanjang masa, termasuk semasa tayangan
Berita Perdana. Mujurlah Akademi Fantasia sudah selesai. Kalau tidak, harus
pusingan Final AF terpaksa ditangguh semata-mata nak menyiarkan majlis
perkahwinan sdr. Bukankah itu akan menjejaskan pendapatan syarikat-syarikat
telekomunikasi negara (Maxis, Celcom, Digi), seterusnya membawa kepada
kemerosotan ekonomi?

Jasa baik sdr dan bakal isteri dalam memberi pertimbangan yang adil dan
sewajarnya kepada rayuan rakyat marhaen seperti kami amat kami alu-alukan
dan didahului dengan setinggi-tinggi penghargaan dan jutaan terima kasih.
Semoga pernikahan sdr dan bakal isteri direstui dan diberkahi Allah s.w.t.
Aaaamin.


Selamat menjadi Pengantin Baru (tanpa menyusahkan orang lain)!


Salam hormat,

Siti K.

P/S: I received this from email....I wonder if anyone could send this to Dato' K..:p

Futsal Mania

Pehh...sekali pekena penangan futsal, sampai ngigau. As I mentioned in previous post, I attended my first futsal training. 4 hari selepas training aku masih berjalan terhincut-hincut (hips aku sakit, urat tegang sebab dah lama sangat tak buat fitness activities). Tapi semalam aku tetap turun seperti biasa. Alhamdulillah, hari ni yakni sehari selepas 2nd futsal training aku dah leh drive mcm normal (sket2 sakit ada lah...mcm muscle ache gitu) and the best part, my sleeping habit is better than before. Aku dapat tidur lebih nyenyak (optimum sleep) dan rasa segar pada waktu pagi.

Jumaat lepas aku sempat round-round di Great Eastern Mall (GEM). Dah lama tak makan di Restoran Cozy. Aku salute gak restoran ni sebab walaupun terletak di kawasan mall yang confirm sewanya mahal, harga makanan dia masih berpatutan. Macam makan di restoran di kawasan rumah kedai. Mungkin sebab tu kedainya sentiasa penuh dengan pelanggan dan makanannya enak-enak belaka.

Lepas makan, round-round nampak kedai barangan sukan, Royal Sporting House. Saja usha-usha glove utk goalkeeper sebab masa first training coach kata suh aku jadi keeper. Previous days aku try cari di 1 Utama dan Alpha Angle tapi reganya...gulpp. Kalau aku main secara pro, berbaloi le beli. Then masa gi kedai di GEM tu saja tanyakan glove. Wah, kat sini lagi best. Kedai nampak sempoi aje tapi glove banyak pilihan. Ada yang mahal, ada yang berpatutan. Lepas pilih2, test2 (baru perasan saiz glove ikut saiz kaki yek) aku pilih glove Puma yg reganya RM35 (selepas diskaun).

Semalam lepas warm-up dan buat latihan macam biasa, coach pun sampai. Kesian coach, baru lepas habis competition terus lari nak ajar kitorang plak. Terima kasih, coach. Anyway, coach ajar aku banyak ilmu yang selama ni aku tatau. Ingatkan jadi keeper ni relax sket rupanya lebih letih. Aku diajar camne nak jaga goal, posisi, cara tangkap, cara tangkap bola leret (yang ni letih sket sebab kene berlutut) dan macam-macam lagi. Sedap sikit pakai glove, tak le perit tangan. Tapi pinggang le sakit sket sebab buat latihan berlutut tu. Kene banyak buat fitness exercise le lepas ni sebab tahap fitness terus sangat. Cepat sgt letih.

Yang best main futsal ni selain mengeluarkan peluh, dapat jumpa ramai kawan baru dan kawan lama. Ada yang dulu sama-sama belajar di UTMKL, ada yang senior masa di SKLK (Sekolah Kebangsaan Lembah Keramat). Tak sangka selepas berbelas tahun, jumpa balik di padang futsal.

Tak sabar-sabar nak tunggu training Ahad ini....

wallamakkk.....

wuhuu....lama gak yek tak update blog. Almaklumlah, sibuk sket bulan ni. Mana nak kejar keje seharian, mengajar lagi, laporan praktikal lagi. Tak menang tangan le..tapi ia lebih baik dari duduk melanguk sahaja. Which I hate most.

Anyway, flashback last weekend. Biasaklah jumaat, sabtu dan ahad aku nye job mcm biasa. Then lepas job kol 1, ada bikin meeting ex-MRSM Terendak batch 93/97 lak. Aku sebagai hos untuk meeting pertama ni. Buat kat opis cousin aku. Biasaklah janji melayu. Janji kol 2, yang muncul Is sorang. Sorang-sorang sampai, dlm kol 3 baru ler leh jalan. Almost 10 years tak jumpa sorang2, ada yang dah kawin. ada yang dah beranak-pinak dah pun. Meeting berlangsung hingga 4.30 membincangkan hal reunion 10 tahun yang bakal berlangsung tahun hadapan. Yalah, walaupun lambat lagi tapi kene mula plan dari sekarang. Semasa meeting telah ditubuhkan jawatankuasa sementara. Thanks to Aweng yang sponsor kek, Ajil yang rajin turun order air. :)

Lepas meeting lepak umah cousin sat, anto pakcik dan makcik balik ke umah. Then aku zoom ke opis. Ingat nak lepak opis tapi takut lak sorang2 (lgpun x dibenarkan pun, wahahaha). Gi lepas cybercafe kat bawah opis. Layan surfing barang sejam-dua pastu bersiap gerak ke lokasi seterusnya iaitu di Ampang Sports Planet. Aku nye first futsal game. Nervous gak sebab tak pernah jumpa pun team Bonito ni. Smpi kol 8.05, masih lom start sebab tak cukup korum. Kol 8.30, warm-up dan coach ajar sepak 2 sentuhan dan 1 sentuhan. Disebabkan tahap fitness dibawah paras negatif, tercungap le jugak. Tapi demi semangat, teruskan juga smpi time dribble. Adeh, tang ni fail. Mana nak dribble bola celah kon, mana lagi nak kontrol bola, nak kejar bola yang berlari ke sana ke mari. memang fun habis le, kesian coach muka berkerut aje....hehehe.

Pastu first game. Aku volunteer jadi goal keeper. Bukan sebab malas nak kejar bola. Sebenarnya aku haram tataupun rules futsal. So ingat jadi keeper leh study cara dorang main. Fuhhh, kata masing2 new player. Tapi tgk cara cam pro. Sapa lah nama satu player tu, dia punye jaringan...bergegar gol. Orang sekeliling yg tgk pun bersorak termasuk coach. Cantik, mcm pemain handal. Aku pun takde kasi 1 bola pun bolos. Bukan sebab aku terer jaga goal tapi sebab defend kitorang power. Tu yang bola jarang2 ke kawasan aku. Yang aku nak pecah perut tu first time selamatkan bola, ada ka aku pi baling bola tu kat team member mcm aku baling bola jaring.....aiseh, lupa lah ini bola sepak da....lepas tu tau dah, kene leret bola. Tak berani lagi nak kick. maklumlah newbie....wahahaha, dah semangat pi cari bola ngan glove keeper. Coach kata suh jadi keeper tapi glove mahal lah. Sementara dpt yg murah ni, tadah tangan kosong ajelah...wahahahaha....

oklah, baik aku tido skrg. Kalau tak sok tak bangun. Minggu ni aku cuti 4 hari urus personal project. wahahaha......project apa? nanti-nantilah gua story yekkkk....adiosssss....

Pentas Seni 2 Warna

Indonesia Student Society in Unitar will be organizing a charity concert to help collecting fund forYogyakarta crisis in Indonesia. The details of the programs as follow:

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Event Info

• August 26th, 2006.
• KL Convention Centre.
• 8.00 pm
  
• Ticket: RM50 (you will get a Celcom starter pack free, sponsored by Celcom)
  

Special appearance

• Dave Hendrick
• Nirina Zubir
• Maliq n D’Essentials

For ticketing info, please call:

Adnan +6.019.313.5215
Hamzah +6.019.299.6199
Fandi +6.019.610.0310

Further info, visit Pentas Seni 2 Warna website


To Jazz music lover, do not missed this opportunity :)

Our English VS Briton's English

I received this in my email...thanks to whoever created it, you made me laughing out loud.....


Who says our English is teruk huh.
Just below - Ours is simple, short, consice, stright to the point, effective etc.
The English did invent the English Language,
but they can't use it economically when communicating their intentions.
Compare these phrase that Malaysian and Britons use to say the same thing:
So, why make things so confusing and waste of money when you are on a long distance call.

BRITISH ENGLISH (MAGIC ENGLISH)
vs
MALAYSIAN ENGLISH


WHEN GIVING A CUSTOMER BAD NEWS
Britons : I'm sorry, Sir, but we don't seem to have the sweater you want in your size but if you give me a moment, I can call other oulets for you.
Malaysians: Sorry, No stock!!


RETURNING A CALL
Britons : Hello, this is John Smith. Did anyone page for me a few moments ago?
Malaysians : Hallo, who page?


ASKING SOMEONE TO MAKE WAY
Britons : Excuse me, I'd like to get by. Would you please make way?
Malaysians : S-kew me


WHEN SOMEONE OFFERS TO PAY
Britons : Hey, put your wallet away, this drinks is on me.
Malaysians : Wei... No need lah..


WHEN ASKING FOR PERMISSION
Britons : Excuse me, but do you think it would possible for me to enter through this door?
Malaysians : (pointing the door) Can arr?


WHEN ENTERTAINING
Britons : Please make yourself right at home..
Malaysians : Aiya.. Dont be shy lah!!


WHEN DOUBTING SOMEONE
Britons : I dont recall you giving me the money.
Malaysians : Where got?


WHEN DECLINING AN OFFER
Britons : I'd prefer not to do that, if you don't mind.
Malaysians: Doe- waan la..


IN DISAGREEING ON A TOPIC OF DISCUSSION
Britons : Err. sir, i've to stop you here. I understand where you're coming from but i really have to disagree with what you said about the issue.
Malaysians : You mad,ah?


WHEN ASKING SOME ONE TO LOWER THEIR VOICE
Britons : Excuse me, but could you please lower your voice. I'm trying to concentrate over here.
Malaysians : Wooi.. Shaddap lah!!

WHEN ASKING SOMEONE IF HE /SHE KHOWS YOU
Britons : Excuse me, but i noticed you staring at me for sometime. Do i know you?
Malaysians: See what? See What?


WHEN ASSESSING A TIGHT SITUATION
Britons : We seem to be in a bit of a predicament at the moment!
Malaysians : Aiya.. die lah!!!


WHEN TRYING TO FIND OUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED
Britons : Will someone tell me what has just happened?
Malaysians : Wat happen? Why lai dat???? ADUI!!!!! (jumping to conclusion)


WHEN SOME ONE DID SOMETHING WRONG
Britons : This isn't the way to do it. Here let me show you.
Malaysians : Hoi!!! U pig ar, lai dat also doe no how to do!!!!!


WHEN ONE IS ANGRY
Britons : Would you mind not disturbing me!
Malaysians : **** U!! (cencored!!!)


hehehe... malaysia boleh!!! ;p

Monyet dan Pembangunan

terjumpa artikel menarik di forum Cari dan segera menyelongkar digital camera mencari gambar-gambar hidupan yang diambil di Bukit Tunku baru-baru ini.....

January 2006

I have been watching a small tragedy unfold here in Kuala Lumpur. The story is hardly unique to this lovely city, but is, unfortunately, common around the world as our demands for living space take up more and more of our natural resources. Compared to the huge misery of a natural disaster like the Tsunami, it is nothing, but it must be terrifying for the little beings involved.

A troop of about fifteen to twenty monkeys were a regular part of the scene at the international school where my wife works. They seemed to consider the whole campus as their territory to be shared with the fascinating big monkeys, humans, who outnumbered them, but provided endless diversion. There were some big males, lots of juveniles and several young females with the most appealing little babies clinging to their bellies as they moved nimbly about. From time to time the alpha male would stroll up and down the halls of the school finding it completely appropriate that students scrambled to get out of his way. The whole troop loved three things. The spectacle of students working on computers in the library was endlessly diverting and often you could look at the windows and see eight or ten earnest little faces in a row watching the shenanigans on the screens. The swimming pool was a source of fascination and bemusement; why are the big monkeys jumping in the water and thrashing about? But best of all was soccer; these monkeys were the best spectators ever and would race around the fence top following the movement of the ball. If swimming was incomprehensible to them, soccer was entirely obvious and joyful.

Unfortunately, the monkeys have fallen victim to the same expanding demands of humanity that so many other species have around the world. And like so many other species, this little band has no where else to go. The school is situated on a hilltop as are many buildings in Kuala Lumpur. People build first in the many valleys between the hills and then move up the slopes trapping the fauna in smaller and smaller pockets of trees. Next door a steam shovel, bulldozer and trucks have now appeared and are busy flattening the last grove of trees on our hilltop and leveling the hill for construction of another condominium or shopping mall. The tree highway the monkeys used to come to the school has been broken and they no longer visit. Their home is being destroyed by huge roaring machines and they are being driven into a smaller and smaller area. There is no escape since there are buildings all around the hill. Eventually they will have to move through human habitats to escape. They will steal food and eat garbage. Most will die. Some will become dangerous to humans, possibly even rabid. The large males will become increasingly aggressive to protect their females and young. It's a small tragedy; there are hundreds of thousands of monkeys in Malaysia, but for these little beings, it's Armageddon.

ada ke bas naik ke kawasan elit ini? siapa pula yg nak naik bas disini?



meniti di talian elektrik. terpaksa walaupun merbahaya



menggadai nyawa di hutan batu




merenung nasib, merenung masa depan. Siapa masuk kawasan siapa?