Wednesday, May 12, 2004

My new Fuji Finepix S5000

Hi,
Final exam was over. Really glad. right after the exam I went to every camera shops in BB Plaza, Sg Wang and Low Yatt and at last satisfied with the offer by Key Color at Mid Valley. Went to MV last Monday to picked up the camera. Bought also 6ft tripod, charger and bag. Gotten myself a 256MB XD Card (lucky me, that thing cost RM 500!)

First thing I did, read through the manuals and tried the functions. Pretty good, I like the pro-look. Could be a good practise before going into dSLR which will cost a lot more. I went to Bukit Antarabangsa today and shoot few photos during sunset. Still long to go before really mastered the skill of photography....

Click Sherrina's Fotopages for details.






Saturday, May 08, 2004

Data structure final exam will be at 12pm. After that I can go to Mid Valley to purchase the camera that I wanted so much (Yahoo..I've been dreaming about it). But before that, let's have a quick quiz for those who follow the Harry Potter's craze around the world ;)


Which HP Kid Are You?



i'm in gryffindor!

be sorted @ nimbo.net

Congratulations on making Gryffindor!

Basically, you're brave, daring, chivalrous, and pretty much.. an all around good person. Of course, some see you as a goodie-two-shoes. But hey, it's true! You're really good at winning, and normally always come out as the hero. Everybody likes you.. except, maybe, the Slytherins. You're too perfect. No, really.. You're too perfect. It's annoying to watch you win, repeatedly. Oh well. Be proud anyway.


Gryffindors to Remember:

-Harry Potter (the boy who lived..)

-Ron Weasley (red hair, vacant expression.. we love weasleys!)

-The whole damn Weasley family! (stop mating, already!!!)

-Hermione Granger (you annoy me.. you know too much)

-Albus Dumbledore (yeah yeah.. we all know this)



p/s: Adreen, you better take tke quiz again :D

Thursday, May 06, 2004

As I've mentioned earlier I was given extra one day off. So, I make full use of yesterday's off day by visiting the Petrosains and Mid Valley. Since Petrosains opened in KLCC, I haven't been there and I was lucky to be able to purchased cheaper tickets during Real Reward Expo few months ago.

My friend and I arrived at Petrosains hoping that we won't be bumping into school students but there were already a bunch of kindy students jumping up and down in front of us and a group of National Service trainees not far behind us. Oh bummer....since we're already here might as well proceed with the plan. We walked in the entrance at 10.45am and only managed to get into the dark ride at 11.10am. The rounded vehicle provide some info on malaysia forestry and why we should keep our forest. Then, we stepped onto the platform and registered at the station to participate in Shrek Treasure Hunt. There were not many participants. Only 4 adults including me and a primary school girl. The contest starts at 11.30am and we were running here and there to find the answer. The best part, all participants were given the hair band (cekak) that has the Shrek's ears on it. Cool, I really love that stuff, I wish I could keep it. I even asked if we can purchased it but no. At the end of the hunt, the first prize which is a pair of premier ticket to watch Shrek2 and some Baskin Robbins ice cream coupons goes to the primary school girl. We were laughing at ourselves, beated by a small girl. Alah, the Petrosains were helping her. I know :p

Then, we toured from one station to another. Learning and exploring every single science stuff that is available there. I tried all the games and IQ test. Then we watched 3D movie, pretty cool. We walked and read and talked and even tried the ride on the heli simulator and finally reached the exit at 3.30pm! Omigosh....we were so exhausted with all the science input and knowledge (I wish they build this place earlier, I bet I can scored all my science subjects easily. Duhh!).

We left KLCC and went to Mid Valley. Had lunch at MacD and window shopping lah, whatelse. I went to every camera shop I could find to ask for the S5000 price. One shop offer really interesting package. We went to the Toys R Us to bought a birthday present for the 3 years old boy who we celebrated in PD and headed home at 10pm. Really exhausted but still have left energy to blog and now I have to crawl to the bed. Good nite....


Monday, May 03, 2004

<font color="#FF00FF"><h2>BBQ at Port Dickson</h2></font>Phew...We Malaysian must be very proud with our country. I bet our country is among the world top list of most public holidays in a year. My generous boss even add another extra one day which should makes me feel good for having another day off but actually, I am not a public holiday lover. I just don't know what to do and ended up at home in front of this laptop. The television shows KLCC were packed with foreigners (banglas and vietnamese) while most every entrance and exit to and fro KL is packed with vehicles.

Last friday, after my internet and web final exam (thanks to blogging activity, I might scored high in this paper!), I rushed home to pack some clothes and not to forget swimming cap. My dad sent me to Destina at Wangsa Maju where my colleague was waiting for me. We headed toward MRR2 highway at 6pm and stucked in the traffic jam for an hour before managed to exit to North-South highway. Again, traffic jam waiting for us. We were stranded until 9.00pm before we finally reached Glory Beach Resort , Port Dickson. My boss and her family were there earlier by few hours were busy setting up the BBQ. We came right on time, the food was ready and we were very hungry. The weather was fine and light breezy. We ate and chatted till midnight before heading towards our 3 bedroom apartment. My boss was upset because there was no cooking facility for she plan to cook own breakfast for next morning. I slept at 2am and woke up at 8.00am (I thought I set my alarm at 7am to watch the sun rise). The weather was great, just after the rain which I hardly realized at all. After breakfast of bread and leftover BBQ, we went to the beach. After few minutes at the beach (it wasn't fun because 'air surut'), we headed towards the swimming pool. I heard someone said that Glory Beach Resort claimed to have the longest swimming pool in Port Dickson. Even though security guard can be seen standing not far from the pool. but most guest wouldn't bother them. Most jumped into the pool with a short and t-shirt. I had my t-shirt and white tracksuit. Weee..I just loved swimming pool. We were swimming and playing swim and catch when suddenly almost everyone get off from the pool. I asked my boss what's wrong and her husband said a small boy had 'pupu' in the pool. Yuckkk!!! Luckily I already feel bored and was about to walk out from the pool. After showering ourselves, we headed to our room and packed up. Then, my boss brought out the birthday cake and everyone sang out loud. It's her son's third birthday. We quickly finished off the cakes and took our stuff to the basement and checked out. Late check out means panelty.

We plan to stopped by at Teluk Kemang for lunch but the road and the place was extremely crowded with happy Malaysians and ended up having lunch at Blue Lagoon. I was surprised to see a National Service camp near Blue Lagoon. I wonder what happened to those monkeys that has been living in the bushes near UDA Holdings banglo where our family used to stay when we came to PD. The weather was warm and luckily there's one tree left for us to shade under it. The guys had second swimming and this time they tried the jet ski and kayak. I was not bothered to do kayaking as I've been doing it since I was small. I would like to try the jet ski and banana boat ride but my budget for this holiday is quite limited. Save it for the next trip. I managed to take a quick nap while the guys enjoying themselves. We departed from Blue lagoon at 5pm and drove towards Pedas, Negeri Sembilan. One of our colleague's kampung is there and her family invited us over for dinner. What a nice and clean kampung. I really enjoyed touring around her house.

At 9pm, all of us (3 cars) thanked the family for the delicious masak lomak cili api and other variety food. We headed back to KL and arrived home at 10.40pm.




Banana Boat Ride

After a nice corner baring

Birthday Boy

Kayaking

Tuesday, April 27, 2004

Final exam....again!!



Again, the usual end of semester stuff arrive with big smile. Here I am, stuck in the room in front of the laptop trying very hard to study even though I spend 2/3 of my precious one hour with clicking at websites or YM. Is there any university out there without an exam? I would prefer course work and projects rather than sitting in the silent-like-death exam room answering the questions. This semester is an enjoying semester. For the first time, I managed to complete a website all by myself with the form, javascripts and upload it to Geocities (check out www.geocities.com/sherrina_kl).

Ohh..can't wait too look forward for the end of week long holiday. I'll be off from Saturday til Wednesday (extra one day given by our boss). All of us will be heading toward PD to celebrate boss jr (boss's son). It will be BBQ, swimming and sleeping. Ahh.what a good activity after the first half of final exam (the second half comes after the long holiday, only one subject..no big deal!) Hmm....I plan to do kayaking. It's been years since the last time I did kayak.

okay, this blog will be freeze for a week till after the holiday (unless I have time to write anything here). Till then....adios.

Tuesday, April 20, 2004




Power Rangers Movie!


What movie Do you Belong in?(many different outcomes!)
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<h2>Safety Tips : Be safe than sorry</h2>I've got this forwarded to me by a friend. It could help you when you need it....



1. Tip from Tae Kwon Do: The elbow is the strongest point on your body.
If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse, DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM.
BUT TOSS IT AWAY FROM YOU (good tips, I've never thought about this before).. Chances are that he is more interested in your
wallet and/or purse than you and he will go for the wallet/purse. RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car: Kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the hole and start waving like crazy. The
driver wont see you but everybody else will. This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc., and just sit (doing their checkbook, or making a list,
etc. DON'T DO THIS! The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get in on the passenger side, put a gun to your
head, and tell you where to go. AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR, LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE. (been practising this since the first day I've got my license)

5. A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot, or parking garage:

   a. Be aware: look around you, look into your car, at the passenger side floor, and in the back seat. (good habit)

    b. If you are parked next to a big van, enter your car from the passenger door. Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into
their vans while the women are attempting to get into their cars. (ok owww...never thought about this)

   c. Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle, and the passenger side. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car,
you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out. IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And
better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot).

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control, ALWAYS RUN! The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And
even then, it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ. RUN! (errr....this is tough. Dunno if I still have the guts to do so if it does happen)

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic: STOP IT! It may get you raped, or killed. Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,
well-educated man, who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women. He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked "for help" into
his vehicle or with his vehicle, which is when he abducted his next victim. (Oitt..still can afford to drive with limp leg?)

Spread the word, people......Make our world a safer place.

Saturday, April 17, 2004

The meaning of The Truman Show

Last night TV3 aired one of Jim Carrey's film which hitted the cinemas around the world in 1998. Last night was not the first time I watched The Truman Show but I was still eager to watch it again. At 10pm, I stook still in front of the television until midnight.

It does look cruel with what had happened to Truman since he was born. Being watched every single move by audiences around the world 24/7 non-stop for 30 years from his first word, to his first step, first day at school until first kiss.....all are viewed by billions of people across the world. It sure is sick. But to watch Truman's face when he knew that his world is a fake world is really touchy. How do u feel if you are in his shoe? Of course it sounds absurd and impossible but somehow, there's a message in the whole 2 hours movie. Somebody is watching us. Number one, definitely God has been watching us since we were created and we will be watched until we leave this world and transported to the other world. But somehow, the movie is trying to reveal more than that to audience.

So, I tried to search the internet and found this fantastic article. The Meaning of The Truman Show














Friday, April 16, 2004

Puisi yang ditemui di Pameran Lukisan Lat, Balai Senilukis Negara baru-baru ini

kebebasan kepadaku hanya satu beban
apa pemimpin kata aku ikut saja
akal yang diberi Tuhan
tak payah digunakan
kecuali untuk mencari makan

keraguan dan kerinduan jiwa (jika ada)
kubawa berlari
berlari dari rumah ke pejabat
dari pejabat ke rumah
hingga hilang segala sangsi

dalam bunyi lantang peti tv
tiap tiap malam hari
sambil ternganga tengok tv
aku menjilat jari
begitu sedapnya kentucky
dan aku akan
lebih tidak peduli
aku mahu hidup begini
seribu tahun lagi

Thursday, April 15, 2004

Malaysia Poem

A friend of mine forwarded this poem to me. Tell me what do u think bout the message that's included in the poem?

Can study continue STUDY
Can't study, work FACTORY
Cannot rely on CHARITY

Earn a little SALARY
Just enough 4 daily ROTI
Go work no WIRA but LRT.

Colleagues formerly FRIENDLY
Daily treated to KOPI
Now gradually get CRAZY
Behind me say I LAZY.

Boss has no SYMPATHY
Work always must HURRY
Say I not enough BUSY
Often ask me do OT

Midnight go back by TAXI
TAXI surcharge KILLING ME
Now i pokai and NO MORE MONEY

Borrow from chettia kena EXTRA FEE
Coz money is never FREE

Boy/girl-friend go STEADY
Serious, and then MARRY
Ceremony and PARTY
joker-friends give PANTY
No money sure no HONEY

10 months later be DADDY
Wife at GH birth a BABY

Monthly pay back RHB
Earn not enough FEEL GUILTY
Jump down suicide and MATI
No money 4 funeral how to BURY
Go see God every thing hoping will JADI
Because MALAYSIA BOLEH. SEMUA JADI."

Tuesday, April 13, 2004

<font color="#FFFF00"><h3>Bird Park, Kuala Lumpur</h3></font>Last Sunday, I went to KL Bird Park with my friend. The last time I visited the park it was several years ago and I was surprised that the entrance fee is quite expensive, RM 12 for each adult (Cuti-Cuti Malaysia promotion price) and the actual price is RM25. Maybe the fee to maintain is too high that force the management to charge such price. But, if you haven't seen the place I would say RM 12 is really worth. It's a huge park with lots of birds to see. Most of it are allowed to wonder freely in the park and some are quite tame.

At the park entrance, the tiung bird will greet you with a 'hello' and 'hi' wishes. I jokingly tried to teach them to say 'Yo, wassup' and forced them to read Sifir 4!! Muahahaha....We started our journey at about 2pm and completed the whole park 2 hours later with an exciting bird entertainment. Warning: Bring plenty of mineral and isotonic drinks. Drinks and foods that are sold in the park are very expensive. A can of 100 Plus and one mineral bottle water cost me RM 5!

During the bird show, several parrots showed their expertise in mathematic skills where the instructor will showed the bird numbers using his fingers and the bird will knock the bell according to the sum of the numbers given. But the bird can't calculate more than 10. Then two orang utans performed after the bird show. Right after the show, heavy rains poured and we have to sheltered in a cave nearby. At 5pm, we left the place. One nice place and I took about 200 photos of birds and animals during the tour. Check out my Fotopages.



One afro bird....very brave dude.


Nice, golden hair. I bet he use rebonding technique.






This bird can be hired to give you a wake-up call


The guy will hide a dice under one of that silver cup and moves it around and see whether the bird can identify the correct cup that hides the dice


Are you sure? Nak guna talian hayat?


What the heck. I've been doing this every week. Lame trick...duh


Oii...oii..what are you looking at? Ada hutang ka???


I hate manual car.


Sapa yang cabut bateri kete nie hah? Dengki lah tuuu....jaki tengok orang nak gi dating.


Handphone in the nest? Burung spesis baru ke nih???

Bird Park, Kuala Lumpur.



Thursday, April 08, 2004

What's your favourite game?Do you play video games or computer games? If you do, I'm sure you have a selection of your favourite ones. I once addicted with the old video game, Contra which took away most of my free time. My parent was really strict about video games and we do not have any game machine in our house until now except computer. I remember I bought my first tetris handheld through a friend who got it at 'pasar malam' when I was in first year at UTM and man, I was so excited coz at last I have my own handheld game!!
Here's the pic of my favourite video game and I did completed to the final level few times. Heck, since I don't have a video game at home, I played at my neighbour's house.

Super Contra


Besides that, Super Mario was also my all-time favourite but since it took so long to complete the whole game, I remembered I only completed it once. The final victory is when we save the princess.


When I first started to work as computer tutor, I found an old game which attracts me. It is called Simtown. The kid version of Simcity. I played it almost everyday, monitoring the growth of my town and finally managed to get the award for The Best Town in The World. When I quit from the job and joined Futurekids, I couldn't found the game anywhere and almost forgot about it until recently I accidentlly saw it in a website and downloaded it. Now, I'm in the midst of building my own town and just grab the award for The Best Town of Year. I still have 24 months more to go before getting rewarded for The Best Town in the world.


If you like this kind of game where you have to plan your own town or city, try Beach Life. It's fun and err...addicting. Don't blame me if you get hooked with it and it's more suitable for 18 years and above due to certain uncensored scene throughout the game :)


when you are tired with managing the island and ran out of money, cheat code does come in handy....click here to find the cheat code.

Okay dude, i'm off to my Simtown. Adios.....


Tuesday, April 06, 2004

wassupp!! Weekend appear and go. I wish it will stay forever..tee..hee..hee..so, any good activity? Me as usual spent my weekend at the campus. Class loh, what else? Final exam will be here really soon. After class,I dropped by at the Smart Kids Fair in PWTC. It was crowded with kids. I stopped by at the Lego booth which display the new Lego Mindstorm: Robotics Invention Systems 2.0 which enable user to build robots that can be controlled using computer command. The previous version, the robot can only moves at limited distance but now, it can move further because it has infrra-red sensor. Cool, as cool as its price. The price tag showed nearly RM 1K! Pheww..that's a lot for a toy. I wish to get one for our Futurekids center for computer camp programs.

okay..okay...I know I'm too old to play around with Lego but I just love this toy since I was small. There were also several sets of Harry Potter's Lego set available...:p

Yesterday was a play-all-day. My friend and I had 4 rounds of bowling at Ampang Point. Yahoo..for the first time I hitted above 100 points. I should play more often to obtain better skills and techniques. Then we headed to Pizza Hut for a nice warm lunch during the heavy rain. After a quick shopping at Carrefour to get the good bargain of a set of Carlton badminton racquet with free bag for the price of RM 39.90, we headed straight to Titiwangsa Lake and had an hour of fun game and plenty of sweat. Really nice weather for a good game. We'll be there again this evening, I hope if the rain stops before 5pm....

oh, by the way....if you have the interest for arts, please drop by at the Galeri Petronas which is located in KLCC is having an exhibition on 'Wadah - A Solo Work Exhibition by Md Sani Md Dom. I'm not an art ethusiast but I find this exhibition is quite fascinating especially his oil painting collections. As a person who was born and raised in city centre, having this opportunity to view 'kampung' lifestyle and environment is something that shouldn't be missed out. Check it out at Galeri Petronas, KLCC. Here's one of his fine artwork:


From 9th of April - 11th of April, Istana Budaya will be showing The Death of A Scarecrow. For theater fans, this could be a good show judging by the review written by Istana Budaya:
The most travelled physical theatre production in the world, Death of a Scarecrow has been seen in over 70 countries. Consisting of eleven highly dramatic, poetic and comical episodes, this unforgettable presentation has as its principal theme the defencelessness of mankind in a world calculated cruelty. Death of a Scarecrow is accompanied by a stunning collage of music, from rock to classical, then augmented by fragmented voices and sound effects. It stars both the legendary mime artist Adam Darius, described by the BBC World Service in London as "one of the most exceptional talents of the 20th century," and the electrifying Kazimir Kolesnik, praised by the Jordan Times as "an international theatre giant."

I may not be going to Istana Budaya to watch this, but I plan to watch the coming show of Puteri Hang Li Po which will starts on 22nd of April. If you haven't check out Istana Budaya, you should try at least once. It's a spectacular place. I've seen Merdeka..Merdeka...Merdeka, Tengku Anum and Alang Rentak Seribu. Really great shows....

oppss..it's 8 am, I should sign out now.....have a great day!!

Friday, April 02, 2004

BULI DAN PEMBULImentang2 filem Buli cukup meletup dipawagam-pawagam tanahair, ada plak sekumpulan pelajar2 sekolah yang sibuk2 nak letupkan rusuk dan kepala orang lain

Tahanan reman 14 pelajar dilanjut
SEREMBAN 1 April - Mahkamah Majistret di sini, hari ini melanjutkan tahanan reman dua hari lagi sehingga esok terhadap 14 pelajar lelaki tingkatan lima Sekolah Menengah Agama Dato Klana Petra Maamor, Ampangan bagi polis melengkapkan siasatan berhubung kematian pelajar tingkatan empat sekolah itu, Muhammad Farid Ibrahim.

Kesemua pelajar yang berusia 17 tahun itu dibawa ke mahkamah kira-kira pukul 2.30 petang ini dan prosiding reman selesai pukul 4 petang.

Majistret Ahmad Faizadh Yahaya membenarkan perintah tahanan reman ke atas para pelajar tersebut sehingga esok mengikut Seksyen 117 Kanun Prosedur Jenayah. Siasatan terhadap mereka dijalankan mengikut Seksyen 302 Kanun Keseksaan.

Isnin lalu, Majistret Suhaila Haron memerintahkan kesemua pelajar tersebut ditahan reman empat hari sehingga hari ini.

Muhammad Farid, 16, meninggal dunia Ahad lalu kerana mengalami kecederaan teruk di kepala, usus dan hati serta mengalami pendarahan dalaman yang teruk setelah dipercayai dipukul oleh sekumpulan pelajar senior di sekolahnya

Sumber: Utusan Malaysia Online

Kalau le Allahyarham Mohd Farid nie adik korang sendiri, apa agaknya tindakan korang pada budak2 yg membuli dia sampai mati tu? sila undi di ruangan kiri bahagian bawah.....Jgn bimbang, undi anda adalah rahsia!!!

Wednesday, March 31, 2004

It's been a while since the last time I posted in English. Anything new today that occured in your life? Share with me, I'd love to know...Oh ya, tomorrow is the 1st April which means the celebration (does it qualify to be categorized as a celebration?) and guess all of us have to be extra careful with our family and friends who might already plan some tricks on us. I think the day suit its name, the April Fool day..where people acting foolishly. I wonder who came up with the idea? Let me search the net using our favourite search engine, Google

Aha...according to this website called Wilstar, here's a description of what April Fool day is all about...

Unlike most of the other nonfoolish holidays, the history of April Fool's Day, sometimes called All Fool's Day, is not totally clear. There really wasn't a "first April Fool's Day" that can be pinpointed on the calendar. Some believe it sort of evolved simultaneously in several cultures at the same time, from celebrations involving the first day of spring.

The closest point in time that can be identified as the beginning of this tradition was in 1582, in France. Prior to that year, the new year was celebrated for eight days, beginning on March 25. The celebration culminated on April 1. With the reform of the calendar under Charles IX, the Gregorian Calendar was introduced, and New Year's Day was moved to January 1.

However, communications being what they were in the days when news traveled by foot, many people did not receive the news for several years. Others, the more obstinate crowd, refused to accept the new calendar and continued to celebrate the new year on April 1. These backward folk were labeled as "fools" by the general populace. They were subject to some ridicule, and were often sent on "fools errands" or were made the butt of other practical jokes.

This harassment evolved, over time, into a tradition of prank-playing on the first day of April. The tradition eventually spread to England and Scotland in the eighteenth century. It was later introduced to the American colonies of both the English and French. April Fool's Day thus developed into an international fun fest, so to speak, with different nationalities specializing in their own brand of humor at the expense of their friends and families.

In Scotland, for example, April Fool's Day is actually celebrated for two days. The second day is devoted to pranks involving the posterior region of the body. It is called Taily Day. The origin of the "kick me" sign can be traced to this observance.

Mexico's counterpart of April Fool's Day is actually observed on December 28. Originally, the day was a sad remembrance of the slaughter of the innocent children by King Herod. It eventually evolved into a lighter commemoration involving pranks and trickery.

Pranks performed on April Fool's Day range from the simple, (such as saying, "Your shoe's untied!), to the elaborate. Setting a roommate's alarm clock back an hour is a common gag. Whatever the prank, the trickster usually ends it by yelling to his victim, "April Fool!"

Practical jokes are a common practice on April Fool's Day. Sometimes, elaborate practical jokes are played on friends or relatives that last the entire day. The news media even gets involved. For instance, a British short film once shown on April Fool's Day was a fairly detailed documentary about "spaghetti farmers" and how they harvest their crop from the spaghetti trees.

April Fool's Day is a "for-fun-only" observance. Nobody is expected to buy gifts or to take their "significant other" out to eat in a fancy restaurant. Nobody gets off work or school. It's simply a fun little holiday, but a holiday on which one must remain forever vigilant, for he may be the next April Fool!



Please people, if you think you want to make prank jokes to your colleague, do consider the sensitiveness of other people. They might feel humiliated with the jokes.
<h3>another hillarious joke for morning breakfast </h3>Annie Buddy? Annie Wan? Noe Wan? Sum Buddy?

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?
Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to anyone! But what's this
urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that our brother was
involved in an accident. Noe Wan got injured and now Noe Wan is being sent
to the hospital. Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent to the hospital
from the accident that isnt an urgent matter! You may find this hilarious
but i dont have time for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i dont care, give me
your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im Sori!! Im SORI!!! you didnt even give me your name!
Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You better be careful
my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle holds a very big position in the
co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared(sarcastically).Look i dont care about ur uncle
he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his top dog and holding an important
position in the company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And Avery Buddy doesn't
work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt screws everybody and
i also know that not everybody works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods name u think I do!?
oot....Toot....Toot.................

Tuesday, March 30, 2004

check out your cyborg name at http://www.cyborgname.com/

here's mine...sounds evil eh? Did I scared you? muahahahaha....
<h2>Apa celita?</h2>wassup my frendz? apa celita dihujung minggu? takkan takde apa2 yg menarik, kongsi2 le sama.

aku, as usual sabtu aku keje full day. Lepas keje aku ngan kawanku gi le jalan2 kat Sunway Pyramid. dah lama aku tak jenguk mall kepala singa nie. Disebabkan sampai lewat, kitorang just makan aje kat Fish Shop and balik. Ahad aku sibuk ngan kelas kat Unitar sepanjang hari. Kene plak subjek Internet programming my feveret, best blaja VB Script. Tapi bila petang, terkial2 aku dalam kelas Data Structute melukis sorting nombor yg berjela2....jenuh makcik. Dah le depan Unitar dah dibuka Giant Mall Kelana Jaya. As usual rakyat Malaysia memang suka mall yg baru buka, maka berduyun2 le rakyat Kelana Jaya dan sekitarnya ke sana. Sampai jem teruk jalan2 dibuatnya. Abis tempat parking kete student Unitar kene sapu....haru..haru....

Semalam plak disebabkan aku off day, gi le ikut my parent ke Uda Holdings ada mesyuarat luar biasa saham UDA. memang luar biasa. lagi2 isu MRCB suh UDA amik sekeping tanah kat area KL Sentral pastu nak pinjam beberapa belas ke ratus juta. Hangat2 sampai kene mengundi le smalam tapi sapa majority shareholder? depa le. so, sekali lagi keputusan undian ala2 'landslide' gitu....janji aku dapat kupon sarapan kat Starbucks.....percuma. Pastu pi angkut member dua orang berehat2 lagi di Sunway Pyramid. Best sungguh pi jalan2 hari isnin. orang tak ramai, tak penin kepala. Lepas pulun 3 round kat bowling (cisss..kalah 2-1), aku try indoor archery. Huhu...dah lama tak pikul recurve bow, lintang pukang arrow melayang. dah 2 tahun pencen main archery. Abis semua skill terbang. Tapi environment indoor archery nie lain le ngan outdoor. Lagik best outdoor, kene challenge ngan angin plak ngan terik mentari...masakk...abis seround archery, pekena game kat arcade seround dua. Arrgh..my feveret game kayuh beskal takde plak. Cisss...terpaksa main game Jurassic Park ngan Water ski....buhsan. Pi lepak MacD sambil sembang2 sampai malam. Pastu tengok orang main ice skating. teringin nak main tapi gayat le. Buatnya aku terjatuh, mau retak ais2 kat situ...muahahahaha......pastu, Agak2 jalanraya dah clear, baru kitorang blah balik umah.

Hari nie aku MC, suara hilang sebab sore throat.

Eh, korang sure dah tengok senarai kabinet yg terbaru kan? amacam, suka? aku kelako le tgk Hishamuddin diletakkan di Kementerian Pendidikan. Alahaii...orang sukan lompat masuk skolah. Kenapa le tak kasik pada org yg selayaknya? Kadang2 aku terpikir camne Pak Lah pilih orang utk menerajui kementerian? ikut pengalaman ke ikut kepakaran ke atau apa? Kekadang I wonder org2 yg jadik menteri pertanian tu tau ke ilmu2 atau ada pengalaman dlm bidang pertanian ke? cam org yg jadi Menteri Pertahanan, tau ke apa2 pasal pertahanan? dulu ayah aku kata jenuh gak dia nak story mory ngan Menteri Pertahanan pasal decision making sebab menteri tatau istilah2 dalam pertahanan. Tapi ayah aku kata masa Najib jadik Defence Minister bagus, sebab dia rajin blaja dan cepat menangkap. Tapi aku musykil le, apsal Rais Yatim diletakkan di bahagian yg urus hal ehwal kesenian? rugi le ilmu beliau yg cukup luas dlm bidang perundangan tidak digunakan dgn sebaiknya. Ada desas desus kata sbb beliau menyokong Suhakam. Chua Jui Meng pula digugurkan dari senarai disebabkan kes tabung pesakit kronik baru2 nie yg dikatakan ada ratus juta rupa2nya cuma ada 2 juta. Zaharah pula adakah kerana isu kereta lari cukai? macam2 spekulasi tapi Pak Lah dah kata sebab dia nak kasik muka2 baru. Alahai, muka2 lama tu pun kasik pencen la...itu Samy Vellu kasik can la orang lain kutip tol pulak. Tapi dari segi mengekalkan Hamid Albar di bahagian Luar Negeri memang aku setuju sebab selama nie dia nampak bagus dalam melaksanakan tugasnya. Begitu juga dengan Rafidah Aziz. Penubuhan Kementerian Pendidikan Tinggi wajar memandangkan Kementerian Pendidikan tak menang tangan nak handle hal pendidikan dari sekecik2 tadika hingga ke sebesar2 universiti.

Apa pun, kita lihat ajelah camne depa2 nie buat keje, ada baguih ke tidak. Eh, sapa gantikan tempat Datuk Seri Abdul Hamid Zainal Abidin? Dr Mashitah ka?

Jokes yg aku kutip dari Forum Cari:

DUN paling panas DUN PEDAS
DUN paling sejuk DUN BATU BERENDAM
DUN paling tegang DUN BTG BERJUNTAI
DUN paling miskin DUN SEKUPANG
DUN paling berkuasa ENDUN MAHMOOD

Wednesday, March 24, 2004

Demam pilihanraya masih belum kebah. Ia masih diperkatakan disana disini. Di rumah, di sekolah, di warung kopi, di bistro....ia masih hangat. Ia akan jadi suam-suam kuku juga nanti, tapi mungkin ambil masa juga. Rasanya seluruh negara kini sedang memusatkan tumpuan serta menuding jari kepada Suruhanjaya Pilihanraya (SPR) diatas pengendalian pilihanraya Malaysia ke -11 seperti yang ramai daripada kita maklum....kualitinya teruk. Kini pejabat SPR sedang dibanjiri dengan surat aduan, surat komplen dan macam-macam lagi. Siasatan pasti akan dijalankan, kita tunggu ajelah keputusannya. Teringat sorang student aku, Afiq Hakimi yg baru berumur 4 tahun. Bila aku suruh dia lukis tanda 'X' pada objek di skrin komputer yang tidak diperlukan, Afiq terus menyahut "Ohhh....buat tanda pangkah cam orang mengundi ye, cikgu!!"....budak2 kecil pun tahu pasal mengundi. Aku harap dia tak terpengaruh dengan iklan2 di media massa yang berat sebelah tu.

Selepas pilihanraya, kehidupan kembali seperti biasa. Aku dengan keje di pejabat dan assignment2 yang perlu disiapkan. Banyak yg due bulan April. Tapi, jika tiada aral Isnin depan aku nak ke Pusat Sains Negara untuk melihat pameran Seratus Tahun Hadiah Nobel, antara pameran yang tak sepatutnya dilepaskan kerana antara negara di Asia, Malaysia telah terpilih untuk menganjurkannya. Sesuatu yang tak seharusnya dilepaskan.

Selain tu, dari 2-4 April, PWTC akan sekali lagi menjadi tempat pameran Smart Kids Fair. Last year aku gi gak and it was so much fun, lagi2 kalau ada bawak budak2 sama. Last year aku gi ngan bos aku, ngan anak dia sekali. Disitulah aku mula kenal roti yang cukup popular di few shopping mall, iaitu Roti Boy. Antara kedai roti yang mampu menarik ramai orang hingga sanggup beratur panjang semata-mata nak beli roti boy. Fuhh...memang sedap lagi2 time perut tengah lapar. Ahad 4 April plak aku dan kengkawan cadang nak gi berkelah sambil BBQ di Sg Congkak. Saja nak release tension sambil berbual2. Walaupun semua dok di KL tapi nak jumpa dua bulan sekali pon susah.

Aku juga tengah cari-cari sukan yang menyeronokkan untuk mengisi masa lapang. Tengah survey futsal tapi tatau nak main ngan sapa and dimana. Kalau korang ada maklumat, please let me know. At the same time, nanti nak gi Shah Alam tengok sukan fencing. Semenjak baca pasal fencing dlm The Star bebaru nie, rasa cam best plak. Dulu dah merasa 3 tahun main archery, nak pula try something new. Besides that, aku nak blaja martial arts. Ingat smalam nak gi tengok tempat blaja kickboxing Umie Aida kat Ampang Point, tapi tak sempat plak.

Urrghhh...lapar bangat. Chow dulu, nak gi makan malam.....sambil tengok peti bodoh tu kot2 ada program yg bagus.

Tuesday, March 23, 2004

walaupun dah sehari selepas pilihanraya, tapi keadaan masih agak panas dengan kedudukan beberapa kerusi masih dalam tanda tanya. Sehingga petang tadi masih ada bahagian yang sibuk mengira semula undi. Tahniah buat rakyat Permatang Pauh kerana mengekalkan wakil yang lama setelah pengiraan semula. Ternyata Ustaz Pirdaus tumpas ditangan Dr Wan Azizah. Dengan hanya majoriti 590 (sebelum pengiraan semula, majoriti adalah kurang daripada 50), Dr Wan Azizah mengekalkan kedudukannya di Permatang Pauh. Kelantan pula menang tipis dengan hanya beza 2 kerusi untuk membolehkannya terus mentadbir Kelantan. Satu-satunya kerusi parlimen yang berjaya diambil oleh PAS ialah di Pendang, Kedah dengan majoriti sebanyak 50 undi selepas pengiraan semula pada hari Isnin. Berita lanjut

Begitu juga dengan Bukit Bintang yg menyaksikan DAP menguasai kawasan tersebut. Agak terkejut melihat berita singkat di NTV7 menayangkan klip keadaan di hadapan bangunan Darul Iman dimana penyokong pembangkang berkumpul membantah keputusan negeri Terengganu sehingga pihak keselamatan dipanggil untuk mengawal keadaan. Ada juga yg terpaksa ditahan. Tadi di TV3 turut menyiarkan satu klip dimana MCA mendakwa satu peti undi yang dibawa untuk kiraan adalah kosong dan hanya mengandungi sampah. SPR menerima tamparan hebat bagi pilihanraya kali ini. Takkan kerana SPR hanya bertungkus lumus sekali dlm tempoh 5 tahun merupakan alasan untuk masalah2 yg timbul? DAP pula telah meminta supaya Pengerusi SPR bertanggungjawab diatas permasalahan yang timbul sekaligus meletakkan jawatan Selanjutnya

Satu2nya DUN Perlis yang menyaksikan kemenangan PAS iaitu di kawasan Sanglang telah dikira semula berikutan permintaan calon BN yang bertanding. Selepas pengiraan semula, ternyata kemenangan tetap milik PAS dengan majoriti 45 undi. Klik sini untuk berita lengkap. Selepas pilihanraya selesai, petugas2 SPR yg bertungkus-lumus sepanjang proses pilihanraya kini dapat menarik nafas lega dan berehat seketika tetapi berlainan pula dengan pihak polis yang terpaksa menyiasat 144 laporan polis mengenai permasalahan pilihanraya yang telah dibuat kepada mereka.

Barangkali ada diantara kita yg menerima pelbagai sms mengenai berita2 pilihanraya. Tidak diketahui kesahihannya. Diantaranya yang saya baca ialah Sultan Terengganu enggan menandatangani watikah perlantikan kerajaan negeri dibawah payung BN selagi siasatan mengenai ribuan pengundi di Terengganu tidak selesai. Kesahihannya? Wallahua'lam.....


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